I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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