it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
