no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
