Your tits are I can't wait for
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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