he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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