1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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