I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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