Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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