when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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