You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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