More tranny stories later!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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