you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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