why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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