How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
you made out with another girl for some wings
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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