he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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