She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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