we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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