Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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