Sry I called you an 8
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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