Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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