If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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