He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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