Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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