is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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