i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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