i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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