Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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