turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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