these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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