Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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