He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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