problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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