Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
