But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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