And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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