You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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