Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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