4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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