I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
