It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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