Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My bed smells like the plague
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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