Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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