the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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