VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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