Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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