You can't motorboat a personality
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize