What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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