the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize