Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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