You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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