Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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