fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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