did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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