Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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