fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
