No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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